Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Emailing to my Demise...

It's day something or other, and I just found out you can't un-send an email once you've clicked send. BUT, what if you didn't actually click send? What if you clicked something else on the keyboard, unintentionally and all of a sudden, mid-sentence your email disappeared into the nefarious black void of cyberspace?

You still cannot get it back...now it is gone, and now you will never get a job because people think you're an idiot.

I thought about sending other email explaining the first email, but who wants to hire someone who doesn't even know how to email?

I want the job when you get to ride bicycles all day and figure out what is uncomfortable. Like I'm not so into bikes, but that seems like a good job. And there is the forced exercise component - a plus.

Email will be the demise of us all (not me, because I am on to them!).

Email, text messages, blackberries...no one needs to be in constant contact with the rest of humanity in that manner, it isn't healthy. Nor is unemployment.

Thanks for nothing Oprah.

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