Where have I been or Monday Misery...

I'll tell you.
Every morning I wake up, shower, dress, and put on my nametag (I wish I was kidding) and in get my car and head to work.
Then I die a little bit inside.

There's good and bad news:

Bad news first:
a mysterious rash has appear above my right breast, like a triangular redness. Is it irritation from my body wash, a sunburn, or some sort of sign from God that I should stay home today?

Good new now:
Yesterday I went to the race track and won BIG TIME!


After I won I promptly bought myself a present:

Maybe the rash is related to that?