Another Day in the Life of the Marginally Employed

What do you do when you are sick of applying for jobs on craigslist??

Go to CANDYLAND, of course.

Then, since you have absolutely nothing to lose:

You cross over to the chocolate swamp, and remain there happily until the security guard behind you rushes towards you like you have your hand on the bank vault, and chases you off the colorful path to the sidewalk with all the lay-people and their offspring.

I like to live dangerously.