I don't know if I'm the only one who is absolutely outraged by your misuse of the words medulla oblongata in the new Kid Cudi remix of Poker Face, but I cannot stay quiet any longer. Just because something rhymes does not give you the latitude to spread serious misinformation to the general public about brain functions. Plus, you do a grave disservice to colleges everywhere. I'm throwing my hands up in the air at this point, so let's take a look at your lyrics:
So, that explain why I love college
Gettin' brain in the library cause I love knowledge
When you use your Medulla Oblongata
And give me scoliosis until I comatoses
Ok, first of all you use your Medulla Oblongata to breathe, and do other involuntary functions - I believe you were actually referring to the frontal lobe, but I guess that doesn't rhyme with your other grammatical incorrect phrases.
I think there needs to be some sort of pie chart created that shows the correlation between intelligent, meaningful lyrics, and random words that just seem to rhyme in your raps. I have a feeling the latter far outweigh the former.
Kanye, I've had a long day so I'm not going to delve further into this, but this subject will be revisited, and it will be re-examined very soon I promise.
Sincerely,Binny
(and a friend of Oprah)
PS Don't get me started on the scoliosis portion - I mean really this is a serious and painful spinal condition, and you are walking around with your ridiculous haircut while people are auditorily offended by your non-knowledge of the working brain.
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