The End of the World as We Know It...

So, the other day I downloaded the warmly titled: End of World app for my iphone.  Obviously it's going to happen sometime soon (I like to stay informed), plus the app was free.  This particular app predicts December 21, 2012 as our last day on earth, which I'm fine with, but it only gives us: 798 days, 14 hours, 33 minutes, and 27 seconds (as of this posting).  I better get busy.

Now I also read a particular disturbing account on the World Wide Web (!) that threatened, Snooki from Jersey Shore fame was to write a book. Whoa, I'm sorry I meant to say novel.  Did she receive an MFA between pickles?

Question: Are the two linked?
Answer: Quite possibly.

P.S. For the 2 people...wait, I'm sorry, the 1 person (you know who you are) who asked when I was going to "blog" again...here it 'tis.  And thanks for caring.

Psssss....Simon & Schuster, pardon my French, but what the F*ck are you thinking?  Ursula Le Guin is about to go down to the Shore and kick some serious ass.